10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

Every race is a chance to improve.

Knowledge is the only immortality.

The stock market is a device for transferring

money from the impatient to the patient.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

I found there was only one way to look thin:

hang out with fat people.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car

and she wants me to drive.

A girl phoned me the other day and said...

Come on over, there's nobody home.

I went over.

Nobody was home.

Bad seed is a robbery of the worst kind: for your pocket

book not only suffers by it,

but your preparations are lost

and a season passes away unimproved.

Friendship is a plant of slow growth

and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity

before it is entitled to the appellation.

Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.

The wave of evil washes all our institutions alike.

Great geniuses have the shortest biographies.

Every wall is a door.

The reason why the world lacks unity,

and lies broken and in heaps,

is, because man is disunited with himself.

Love of beauty is taste.

The creation of beauty is art.

With age comes the understanding and appreciation,

of your most important asset your health.

I don't believe in failure.

It is not failure if you enjoyed the process.

All emotion is involuntary when genuine.

Never put off till tomorrow

what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.