10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

The way my luck is running,

if I was a politician I would be honest.

I found there was only one way to look thin:

hang out with fat people.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car

and she wants me to drive.

A girl phoned me the other day and said...

Come on over, there's nobody home.

I went over.

Nobody was home.

Bad seed is a robbery of the worst kind: for your pocket

book not only suffers by it,

but your preparations are lost

and a season passes away unimproved.

Friendship is a plant of slow growth

and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity

before it is entitled to the appellation.

Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.

The wave of evil washes all our institutions alike.

Every wall is a door.

Nothing is at last sacred but

the integrity of your own mind.

With age comes the understanding and appreciation,

of your most important asset your health.

We have become 99 percent money mad.

The method of living at home modestly and within our income,

laying a little by systematically for the proverbial rainy day which is due to come,

can almost be listed among the lost arts.

Prophesy is a good line of business,

but it is full of risks.

Never put off till tomorrow

what you can do the day after tomorrow.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

Developing nations want to become developed nations.

For success of any mission,

it is necessary to have creative leadership.

Creative leadership is vital for government,

non governmental organisations as well as for industries.

We have not invaded anyone.

We have not conquered anyone.

We have not grabbed their land,

their culture,

their history and tried to enforce our way of life on them.

Because parents have power over children.

They feel they have to do what their parents say.

But the love of money is the root of all evil.

And this is a sweet child.

And to see him turn like this,

this isn't him.

This is not him.