10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

Perfection is not attainable,

but if we chase perfection,

we can catch excellence.

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

I had the courage to walk into a school when no one would.

Don’t be afraid to fail,

be afraid not to try.

The safety of the people shall be the highest law.

What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness?

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do

something you want done because he wants to do it.

Leadership is making decisions under pressure,

and living with the consequences.

Every human being has a deep inner life that is worth exploring.

Talent hits a target no one else can hit;

Genius hits a target no one else can see.

I was born for a storm,

and a calm does not suit me.

No valid plans for the future can be made by those

who have no capacity for living now.

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

My uncle's dying wish

he wanted me on his lap.

He was in the electric chair.

We sleep in separate rooms,

we have dinner apart,

we take separate vacations

we're doing everything

we can to keep our marriage together.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me.

The other day she told me to put the garbage out.

I said to her I already did.

She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

I get no respect.

The way my luck is running,

if I was a politician I would be honest.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice

I don't know if I'm coming or going.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years.

Then we met.

I went to a fight the other night,

and a hockey game broke out.