10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

I don't think of all the misery,

but of the beauty that still remains.

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment

before starting to improve the world.

I’m tough because the world is tough.

Don't make excuses.

I can't want it more than you do.

You’re only as good as your last performance.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

I don't care if you're tired.

I'm tired too.

My life has been so happy

because I have had many friends and much work to do.

I long to accomplish a great and noble task,

but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if

they were great and noble.

No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars,

or sailed to an uncharted land,

or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.

Memories of our lives,

of our works and our deeds will continue in others.

I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up,

this diminishes fear;

knowing what must be done does away with fear.

My uncle's dying wish

he wanted me on his lap.

He was in the electric chair.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...

I said to a bartender,

Make me a zombie.

He said 'God beat me to it.'

I worked in a pet store and people would ask

how big I would get.

I looked up my family tree and found

three dogs using it.

One year they asked me

to be poster boy for birth control.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid.

One day I fell asleep in the library.

When I woke up,

a blind man was reading my face.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot,

but I always found them.