I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow.
he told me to wear a brown tie.
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With my wife I don't get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to
the best woman a man ever had.
The waiter joined me.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy
and I said I want a second opinion.
He said okay, you're ugly too.
I can only say that there is not a man
living who wishes more sincerely than I do,
to see a plan adopted for the abolition of it
but there is only one proper and effectual mode by
which it can be accomplished,
and that is by Legislative authority: and this,
as far as my suffrage will go, shall never be wanting.
I am persuaded,
you will permit me to observe,
that the path of true piety,
is so plain as to require,
but little political direction.
A slender acquaintance with the world
must convince every man that actions, not words,
are the true criterion of the attachment of friends.
Experience teaches us that it is much easier
to prevent an enemy from posting themselves
than it is to dislodge them after they have got possession.