10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

My wife was afraid of the dark...

then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

Men who do things without being

told draw the most wages.

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope.

He wants to reform the world.

When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world,

but he knows he can't.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.

He said I was being ridiculous

everyone hasn't met me yet.

Some dog I got too.

We call him Egypt.

Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow.

he told me to wear a brown tie.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice

I don't know if I'm coming or going.

A girl phoned me the other day and said...

Come on over, there's nobody home.

I went over.

Nobody was home.

I can only say that there is not a man

living who wishes more sincerely than I do,

to see a plan adopted for the abolition of it

but there is only one proper and effectual mode by

which it can be accomplished,

and that is by Legislative authority: and this,

as far as my suffrage will go, shall never be wanting.

I am persuaded,

you will permit me to observe,

that the path of true piety,

is so plain as to require,

but little political direction.

If we desire to avoid insult,

we must be able to repel it;

if we desire to secure peace,

one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity,

it must be known,

that we are at all times ready for War.

The constitution vests the power of declaring war in Congress;

therefore no offensive expedition of importance can be undertaken

until after they shall have deliberated

upon the subject and authorized such a measure.

Arbitrary power is most easily established

on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness.

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

It is far better to be alone,

than to be in bad company.

No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.

There is always safety in valor.

The revelation of thought takes men out of servitude into freedom.

The wave of evil washes all our institutions alike.