10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

Until you make the unconscious conscious,

it will direct your life and you will call it fate.

Courage is contagious.

When a brave man takes a stand,

the spines of others are often stiffened.

We are the change we have been waiting for.

Nobody builds walls better than me.

I love the poorly educated.

Courage is not the absence of fear.

Courage is the ability to act effectively in spite of fear.

I try to learn from the past,

but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present.

Investing is laying out money

now to get more money back in the future.

Derivatives are financial weapons of mass destruction.

The business schools reward difficult complex behavior

more than simple behavior.

My life has been so happy

because I have had many friends and much work to do.

Memories of our lives,

of our works and our deeds will continue in others.

My father carries around the picture of the kid

who came with his wallet.

If it wasn't for pick

pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night.

I controlled myself.

I looked up my family tree and found out

I was the sap.

I looked up my family tree and found

three dogs using it.

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me

with a sling shot.

With me, nothing goes right.

My psychiatrist said my wife and

I should have sex every night.

Now, we'll never see each other!

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.

In fact,

I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.