10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

My wife was afraid of the dark...

then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.

He said I was being ridiculous

everyone hasn't met me yet.

With my wife I don't get no respect.

I made a toast on her birthday to

the best woman a man ever had.

The waiter joined me.

I am persuaded,

you will permit me to observe,

that the path of true piety,

is so plain as to require,

but little political direction.

Being no bigot myself to any mode of worship,

I am disposed to endulge the professors of,

Christianity in the church,

that road to heaven which to them,

shall seem the most direct plainest easiest and least liable to exception.

I have no other view than to promote the public good,

and am unambitious of honors not founded,

in the approbation of my Country.

Over grown military establishments are

under any form of government inauspicious to liberty,

and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty.

It is far better to be alone,

than to be in bad company.

Every known fact in natural science

was divined by the presentiment of somebody,

before it was actually verified.

Curiosity is lying in wait for every secret.

The revelation of thought takes men out of servitude into freedom.

The smoothest curled courtier in the boudoirs of

a palace has an animal nature,

rude and aboriginal as a white bear.

God screens us evermore from premature ideas.

As soon as there is life there is danger.

A man's growth is seen in

the successive choirs of his friends.

Man is priest,

and scholar,

and statesman,

and producer,

and soldier.

It is said that the world is in a state of bankruptcy,

that the world owes the world more than the world can pay.

I have no hostility to nature,

but a child's love to it.

I expand and live in the warm day like corn and melons.

Preaching is the expression of the moral sentiment

in application to the duties of life.

The greatest gift is a portion of thyself.