I used to do drugs
“
I used to do drugs.
I still do drugs.
But I used to,
too.
”
Meaning
This quote is absurdist wordplay that pretends \'used to\' means both past habit and present habit.
About Author
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his unique style, one-liners, and observational humor. His quotes often reflect wit, creativity, and perspective. Hedberg inspires comedians, writers, and audiences to embrace individuality, experiment with humor, and view the world with curiosity and playful insight.
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