I decided to sell my
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
it was just gathering dust.
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Meaning
This quote jokes that an unused vacuum only collects dust, its enemy.
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Tim Vine
Tim Vine is a British comedian known for his rapid-fire one-liners and clever wordplay. His quotes often reflect humor, wit, and creativity. Vine inspires comedians, writers, and audiences to embrace timing, linguistic skill, and the joy of laughter as a tool for connection and entertainment.
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