Mark Twain Quotes

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want,

drink what you don't like,

and do what you'd rather not.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life.

A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence,

and then success is sure.

Courage is resistance to fear,

mastery of fear,

not absence of fear.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something

he can learn in no other way.

Suppose you were an idiot,

and suppose you were a member of Congress;

but I repeat myself.

Age is an issue of mind over matter.

If you don't mind,

it doesn't matter.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,

it is time to pause and reflect.

If you tell the truth,

you don't have to remember anything.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

Get your facts first,

then you can distort them as you please.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time,

and your government when it deserves it.

If it's your job to eat a frog,

it's best to do it first thing in the morning.

And If it's your job to eat two frogs,

it's best to eat the biggest one first.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,

it's the size of the fight in the dog.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think

you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,

it is time to pause and reflect.

The secret of getting ahead

is getting started