Psychiatrist Quotes at statush.com

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy

and I said I want a second opinion.

He said okay, you're ugly too.

With me, nothing goes right.

My psychiatrist said my wife and

I should have sex every night.

Now, we'll never see each other!

I told my wife the truth.

I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist.

Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist,

two plumbers, and a bartender.