Financial-freedom Quotes

Only one thing is impossible for God:

To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

The unforgivable crime is soft hitting.

Do not hit at all if it can be avoided;

but never hit softly.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life.

In fact,

I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

People who think they know everything

are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Why can't you share your bed?

The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.

It's very charming.

It's very sweet.

It's what the whole world should do.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words!

His real life is led in his head,

and is known to none but himself.

Always do what you are afraid to do.

Happy New Year to everyone except the person who stole my bike.

You yourself,

as much as anybody in the entire universe,

deserve your love and affection.

Life is a puzzle,

and comedy is the way we try to make sense of it.

We are all going to die,

so why not laugh?

When we quarrel,

how we wish we had been blameless.

We will make America strong again.

Before I would hurt a child,

I would slit my wrists.

This morning when I put on my underwear

I could hear the fruit of the loom guys laughing at me.

Subjectivity is truth.

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.

Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.

How did it get so late so soon?

Its night before its afternoon.

December is here before its June.

My goodness how the time has flewn.

How did it get so late so soon?

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly,

and I did.

I said I didn't know.

As you walk and eat and travel,

be where you are.