10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation,

played with confidence,

stands a good chance to deceive.

What sir,

would the people of the earth be without woman?

They would be scarce, sir,

almighty scarce.

Truth is mighty and will prevail.

There is nothing wrong with this,

except that it ain't so.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

I have been complimented many times

and they always embarrass me;

I always feel that they have not said enough.

Only kings,

presidents,

editors,

and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

I have never taken any exercise,

except sleeping and resting,

and I never intend to take any.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools,

but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

When I was younger I could remember anything,

whether it happened or not.

Noise proves nothing.

Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as

if she laid an asteroid.

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

Many a small thing has been made large

by the right kind of advertising.

Principles have no real force except

when one is well fed.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things

you cannot learn any other way.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Laws control the lesser man...

Right conduct controls the greater one.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction.

Fiction has to make sense.

Travel is fatal to prejudice,

bigotry, and narrow mindedness,

and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.