10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

What sir,

would the people of the earth be without woman?

They would be scarce, sir,

almighty scarce.

A person with a new idea

is a crank until the idea succeeds.

I was seldom able to see an opportunity

until it had ceased to be one.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity.

Another man's, I mean.

The main difference between a cat and a lie

is that a cat only has nine lives.

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered

either by themselves or by others.

Only kings,

presidents,

editors,

and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

I never smoke to excess that is,

I smoke in moderation,

only one cigar at a time.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind;

it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

When a person cannot deceive himself

the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

It is better to take what does not belong to you

than to let it lie around neglected.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

It is because we are not the person involved.

Grief can take care if itself,

but to get the full value of a joy

you must have somebody to divide it with.

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

There is a charm about the forbidden

that makes it unspeakably desirable.

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

When angry, count to four;

when very angry, swear.