10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

Man is the only animal that blushes

or needs to.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls

while they are still rolling.

God made the Idiot for practice,

and then He made the School Board.

Training is everything.

The peach was once a bitter almond;

cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin,

but, of course,

society demands something more than this.

Classic.

A book which people praise and don't read.

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended;

yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

Better a broken promise than none at all.

Do not tell fish stories where the people know you;

but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

Against the assault of laughter,

nothing can stand.

Only one thing is impossible for God:

To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Don't part with your illusions.

When they are gone,

you may still exist,

but you have ceased to live.

When we remember we are all mad,

the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things

you cannot learn any other way.

Under certain circumstances,

urgent circumstances,

desperate circumstances,

profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Travel is fatal to prejudice,

bigotry, and narrow mindedness,

and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.

Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

When you fish for love,

bait with your heart,

not your brain.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.