10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

The human race has one really effective weapon,

and that is laughter.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.

The world owes you nothing.

It was here first.

Truth is stranger than fiction,

but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities;

Truth isn't.

Go to Heaven for the climate,

Hell for the company.

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles,

but most of them never happened.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel

in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

In the first place,

God made idiots.

That was for practice.

Then he made school boards.

I didn't attend the funeral,

but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something

he can learn in no other way.

Get your facts first,

then you can distort them as you please.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time,

and your government when it deserves it.

If it's your job to eat a frog,

it's best to do it first thing in the morning.

And If it's your job to eat two frogs,

it's best to eat the biggest one first.

It was the experience of mystery

even if mixed with fear

that engendered religion.

Isn't it strange that I who have written only unpopular books

should be such a popular fellow?

The faster you go,

the shorter you are.

I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.

It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing

but an act of murder.

I have just got a new theory of eternity.

Never lose a holy curiosity.