10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

I met the surgeon general

he offered me a cigarette.

My mother never breast fed me,

she told me she only liked me as a friend.

It's tough to stay married.

My wife kisses the dog on the lips,

yet she won't drink from my glass.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.

Unfortunately,

she was just coming home.

War

An act of violence whose object is to constrain the enemy,

to accomplish our will.

I beg you be persuaded that no one would be more zealous

than myself to establish effectual barriers

against the horrors of spiritual tyranny,

and every species of religious persecution.

Nothing can be more hurtful to the service,

than the neglect of discipline;

for that discipline,

more than numbers,

gives one army,

the superiority over another.

The basis of our political system is the right of

the people to make and to alter their constitutions of government.

There can be no greater error than to expector calculate,

upon real favors from nation to nation.

It is an illusion which experience must cure,

which a just pride ought to discard.

It is impossible to reason without arriving at a Supreme Being.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain

what I consider the most enviable of all titles,

the character of an honest man.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

The foolish and wicked practice of profane

cursing and swearing is a vice so mean

and low that every person of sense

and character detests and despises it.

Associate with men of good quality

if you esteem your own reputation;

for it is better to be alone than in bad company.

Labor to keep alive in your breast

that little spark of celestial fire,

called conscience.

Revolutions go not backward.

A man is the whole encyclopedia of facts.

All diseases run into one,

old age.

Power and speed be hands and feet.

No man ever prayed heartily without learning something.