10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended;

yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

Do not tell fish stories where the people know you;

but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

Against the assault of laughter,

nothing can stand.

Loyalty to the Nation all the time,

loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles...

by the ears,

by the heels,

or any other way you can manage it.

The difference between the almost right word

and the right word is really a large matter

'tis the difference between the lightning

bug and the lightning.

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

Only one thing is impossible for God:

To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Thunder is good,

thunder is impressive;

but it is lightning that does the work.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.

Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

When angry, count to four;

when very angry, swear.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to

prepare a good impromptu speech.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me,

but I think she enjoyed it.

It were not best that we should all think alike;

it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.

There are basically two types of people.

People who accomplish things,

and people who claim to have accomplished things.

The first group is less crowded.

In the Spring,

I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

Be careful about reading health books.

You may die of a misprint.