10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

If the world comes to an end,

I want to be in Cincinnati.

Everything comes there ten years later.

I have been complimented many times

and they always embarrass me;

I always feel that they have not said enough.

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r',

except at the beginning of a word.

Often it does seem such a pity

that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

The rule is perfect:

in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

There are times when one would like to hang

the whole human race, and finish the farce.

I have never taken any exercise,

except sleeping and resting,

and I never intend to take any.

There are people who can do all fine

and heroic things but one keep from telling their

happiness to the unhappy.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre,

but they are more deadly in the long run.

As an example to others,

and not that I care for moderation myself,

it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep,

and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

There are several good protections against temptation,

but the surest is cowardice.

India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all.

In religion,

all other countries are paupers;

India is the only millionaire.

When I was younger I could remember anything,

whether it happened or not.

To be good is noble;

but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

Truth is the most valuable thing we have.

Let us economize it.

Few things are harder to put up with than

the annoyance of a good example.

But who prays for Satan?

Who, in eighteen centuries,

has had the common humanity

to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Noise proves nothing.

Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as

if she laid an asteroid.

I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835.

It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it.

It will be the greatest disappointment of my life

if I don't go out with Halley's Comet.

The Almighty has said,

no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks;

they came in together, they must go out together.'