P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,

finding it everywhere,

diagnosing it wrongly,

and applying unsuitable remedies.

Satire is meant to hurt those who deserve it,

and amuse those who don’t.

Being a libertarian means respecting the choices of others.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey

and car keys to teenage boys.