Adam Sandler Quotes

He called the shit poop!

I’ve always been a bit of a rebel.

I’m not a person who likes to be told what to do.

I’m a big fan of the underdog.

I love my family more than anything in the world.

You're my best friend,

and I don't even like you.

I’m not a big fan of the spotlight.

Happy New Year to everyone except the person who stole my bike.

I think I’m a very lucky guy.

The price is wrong,

bitch!

I grew up in a very funny house.

I don't know who I am,

but I know who I'm not.

It’s all in the hips.

It’s all in the hips.

My dad was a tough guy,

but he was also a very funny guy.

Sometimes you have to be a little crazy to get what you want.

I’m just a guy who likes to tell jokes.

You’re gonna die,

clown!

I know I’m not the best

looking guy in the world,

but I’m a good person.

I was born to make people laugh.

Stop looking at me,

swan!